Daycare Break Episode 2

I am innocent! They got the wrong baby! I was framed. It wasn't my loaded diaper they found. I have an alibi. I didn't eat corn that day, or at least 12 hours before.






Soon enough I'll be on the outside of this locked door.
I've got a plan to escape and to be free! I've got a map crayon'd to my belly. As long as they don't give me a bath I'll be on my way outta here!






This is my chance. They didn't see me scale the hedge.

I did it! I'm free!
There's no looking back now!
I'm going to Disney Land.





Okay, I'll cut you a deal. You can have 1/3 of the baby food. And 1 extra diaper a week.

And you can have my sippie cup.





Okay I'll release this hostage BUT I want to negotiate on my terms!
I want a plane fueled and ready to fly to Orlando, Florida. And I want enough size 4's for 3 months and size 5's for 10 months. And make sure there's banana-apple, turkey-vegetable and peach baby food!
And it'd better be organic. None of this non-organic crap!
It gives me gas.

And don't forget to load the plane with wet wipes.


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