OOAK Birthday

It's the Spring One of A Kind Sale and Show.
And this is the view from the Uber driver shuttle that's bringing the OOAK professional to and from the show.

Beautiful day to be driving around town.


You can see the OOAK professional with a client.  She is petitioning to have pack mules at the show at Christmas so that her and her clients can haul more stuff.  And not be slowed down by the weight.

What is in those bags is a mystery, and only when you open up your VISA statement do you get to know the real surprise.  The surprise are the vendor names look like a fraud charge, may feel like a fraud charge.  But unfortunately they're legit.


You need to book her well in advance to get the A1 tour of the OOAK show.  This comes complete with b-line paths to all the vendors.  This isn't a straight line or even the fastest route, it's the line a bee would choose in a severe wind storm and rain, before it dies of sheer exhaustion.

She will introduce you to each and every artist in the show.  Even ones you do not care about.

And every deal is good, as long as it's not on her credit card.

dreams can come true

Happy Birthday to the OOAK professional.