Happy birthday to O-wah.

Happy 60th birthday to Tita Puri!

where's the cake?

All I see is Filipino food. Can you see what's missing?
Jen forgot the rice! No wonder there wasn't a line up to eat at the buffet table. People were confused. What do we do? Can't eat menudo with no rice? That's a sin. That's okay Tito Roger was there to break out his 40kg spare bag of rice that he carries in his jean pocket. You know that indentation that was made by his wallet being there for 50 years. He fills it with rice now.

And as a tradition for every family gathering, everyone prayed in front of of the 50" big screen tv. No it wasn't the crystal cathedral and the Hour of Power, but the Bourne Supremacy. Not sure why it was subtitled in english.[Bang], [Wheeze, cough, sputter, evil spy dies]. Wait rewind I missed that. [Bang], [Wheeze, cough, sputter, evil spy dies].

Here's the final jeopardy question: How many filipinos does it take to operate the remote to watch a movie? Ans: Hey wait, Dan's not filipino. Answer your question?


The other white meat

Jen and Dan's new house with the super-clean stove. No grease splatter or anything. Even the pots are still silver. For some reason they were dusty. And I noticed the spatula had no bits of egg burnt into it.

But the numbers 9-6-7-1 were all worn out on the phone. And the yellow pages were open to "Take Out".


Is it spinning clockwise or counter-clockwise?

I dunno, but Jade and Ryan have both been hypnotized into thinking that they are happy kids.


See, what I mean!

Who you guys trying to kid?